Nobody dies a virgin,life fucks everyone.

Gravity is all bullshit, basically earth sucks.

Don't drink water, fishes have sex in there.

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and its all gone.

A friend with weed is a freed indeed.

Virginity is not a purity, but lack of opportunity.

Smoke a cigarette not a butt, fuck a virgin not a slut.

If people says you have an attitude problem, it could be that they have a perception problem.

ATM

A naked women gets into a taxi. A cab driver looks at her naked body. Whats up. Haven't you ever seen a naked women ?. No I am just wondering where you suppose to take the money from.

Oxymorons:

As I said before . I never repeat myself.
Clearly misunderstood.
Exact estimate.
Small crowd.
Act naturally.
Found missing.

Fully empty.

Strip

We all love to spend lots of money on buying new clothes... But never realize that the best times are enjoyed without clothes.